Saturday Silly
I put mayonnaise on my broccoli.
It doesn’t need a lot, but it just gives the veggie a little somethin’ extra. T Junior likes mayo on his broccoli, too. Mr. T, however, does not. He thinks it’s disgusting. (But then again, he likes Spam, so you can’t really trust his taste buds.)
Last night, we were having broccoli with dinner. Me and T Junior had mayo on ours, of course, and Mr. T did not. T Junior noticed this and asked Mr. T why he didn’t have it.
“Because I don’t like…” Mr. T started, before I interrupted him. I whisper-talked, “Let’s not say we don’t like something.”
I looked at T Junior as I took my place at the table. “Daddy just doesn’t need any.”
Mr. T nodded. “That’s right,” he said. “Daddy’s on a diet.”
T Junior, who sits between us, whipped around to face me. He leaned closer, and with a concerned look on his face, said, “Daddy’s dying.”
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9 comments · closedThat is hilarious!But mayo on broccoli? The thought makes my stomach turn.
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they hear/say the funniest things!!thanks for the laugh.
your little one is a total comedian. love him!
Adorable! That made me laugh!
I have this secret love affair with mayo. It may seem gross, but I really like it. I wouldn't not try mayo on broccoli too.
I love mayo too… My MIL also puts in on cauliflower, dips the whole mayo covered head in bread crumbs and bakes & that is delish… or she does something similar with tomatoes, mayo, sherry & bread crumbs. So yeah, I'm with you on the mayo!
Gross gross gross!!! =)So funny, I love your little witty man! He is a riot!My mom used to put cheese on broccoli. Now we put some balsamic vinegar on it for some zing. The best lesson for Levi is seeing us eat stuff we don't like. Jonathan hates asparagus. Levi loves it. Jonathan eats it all the while saying how gross it is. I know this could backfire but we can always use it as an example: “Well, Levi, just because you don't like it…..” I think it is funny.
Okay, the mayo thing is kind of nasty. 🙂 My hubs like Spam too. *shudder*