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Random Friday: Pinterest Posers

Inspired by some pictures of myself in Florida, I’ve decided I should start dressing a little smarter. Like I care how I look. So, new rule: less Nike sweatshirts and more structured jackets.

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This shirt isn’t doing me any favors. Neither is the Florida humidity.

Because of this, I’ve become obsessed with finding outfit ideas in the Women’s Fashion category on Pinterest. But I noticed something weird. There’s a particular way the “models” pose on Pinterest. They’re always looking at the ground. WHAT in the hell are they looking at?!!!

I have to share some of my favorites. This first group, I like to call, “Stare at Ground while Scratching Head.”

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This pose is head and shoulders above the rest. Hahaha! I crack myself up.
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Either she has an itchy scalp or she is confused about why she is wearing two skirts.
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Headache, itchy or really can’t stand the photographer? Not sure.
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I know. We, too, are scratching over how in the hell you missed that giant spot while ironing.
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Why won’t you just look at the camera???!!! Judging by the length of that skirt, you have nothing to hide.
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A one-legged “stare at ground while scratching head” pose! You are very lucky to see this. It is very rare.

 

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Clearly she needs to work on the “while scratching head” part of the signature Pinterest pose. Noob.
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This is a variation on the signature pose. It is called “lounge unnaturally on chair and act like you have a migraine.”

And, now! Meet the Hatface sisters!

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Obviously, she’s the oldest.
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The middle sisters are twins!

 

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See?
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The youngest Hatface. She has not yet learned the way of the Hatfaces: Never show more than 1/8th of your actual face.

Just a few more. Stay with me here.

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This one’s easy. Obviously, there’s a mouse over there.

 

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I also always stand with my back to the street and just barely peek over my shoulder to see if it’s clear to cross. It’s best to just surprise passing cars otherwise you’ll never get to go.
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I’m pretty sure this is about a question that has something to do with roots. And I’m pretty sure the answer is “yes.”
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I’m guessing here, but perhaps she should lay off the mimosas.

This next one, I just call the “What the F…?” because what the f…?!!!!

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Do you like Pinterest? Have you ever changed your style?

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  9. Hahahahahaha!!! I admit I never go to that category because I know it will make me feel inferior with my “fashion” choices (I don’t have any.) But now I have to go look because this post was hilarious!

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  10. this is hilarious! i am usually “inspired” by the outfits on pinterest but when it comes time to actually getting dressed… inspiration is gone. maybe if i stare at the ground more…

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  12. What the?? You mean it’s not cool to look away, casually like you had no idea all those cameras and flashes were for you?? Sheesh…i just had a photo shoot on the beach with LB this past weekend. I hope the photog got me scratching my head AND looking down. If he did then I will know for sure I was meant to be a 2013 Pinterest model!!!

    Hilarious! =)

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  13. So funny!! You looked amazing on Friday 🙂 Hugs!! I need to play on pinterest once I am back to a shape..

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