To Whom It May Concern

Dear weather gods,

I heard you are planning a storm. Please do try to get all the lightning, thunder and heavy rain out of the way before I get home tonight because I would very much like to take a walk with T Junior and my mom.

Plus, I really need to get some exercise considering I’m sitting in front of the computer all day today. And let’s not forget the three pieces of white pizza, glass of chardonnay and chocolate Skinny Cow ice cream cone I ate last night.